You’re Either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella” Vintage Bird Illustration t-shirt
You’re Either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella” Vintage Bird Illustration t-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings soft, lived-in comfort to everyday wear with a wink of irreverent humor. The vintage-style print — a whimsical, top-hatted bird in a forest scene framed by the cheeky line “You’re either a SMART FELLA or a FART SMELLA” — sits slightly faded for a retro feel that blends with the shirt’s muted dye. Heavyweight, ring-spun cotton and double-needle stitching give it substance and durability, while the tubular knit and pre-shrunk fabric keep the silhouette clean and true after washes. Wear it to spark laughs at a casual hangout, while running errands, or lounging at home; it pairs effortlessly with jeans, layered flannels, or cozy joggers for a low-key look that’s equal parts comfy and playful.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for a substantial, soft hand
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, slightly faded color and softer texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and a clean drape
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric, available S–4XL (check Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 muted color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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